Abby: I have 2 children..a boy and a girl.
Me: What are their names?
Abby: I dont know...wait, the girl is Sara...I dont know the boys name yet.
Me: How old are your children?
Abby: Larry, the boy is Larry. They are both 5 but Sara's birthday is first.
Me: Where do they live?
Abby: Alberta. They work there and live in a truck.
Me: Why are they in Alberta?
Abby: To make lots of money for me, the mother, so I can have a dsi.
Gotta love her....but she is NOT getting a dsi for quite some time.